New Sheriff in Town

Now I'm going to be completely honest...I have no idea who I am or how I got here. I woke up on the side of the road with nothing but a backpack. What was inside the backpack? Well, my clothes, including a pretty sweet snapback hat (yes I was naked), and a post-it note that contained the instructions on how to create this blog. I am supposed to await further instruction.

Wish me luck.